PRIORITY NUMBER ONE: punching the flu in the face
PRIORITY NUMBER TWO: keeping myself from dying of boredom and fever
PRIORITY NUMBER THREE: not move too much because of said flu and also because my right ribs hurt because i fell off a couch onto a coffee table yes i am a real adult. the best adult!
PRIORITY NUMBER FOUR: resolutely ignore family stuff because there is nothing i can do about it at the moment
PRIORITY NUMBER FIVE: read ALL THE COMICS mostly Flash ones because Wally West is legitimately fantastic guys
let me spam you really quickly here with his awesome
his friendship with Piper is the cutest thing reformed supervillain becomes tech guy for superhero and they hang out and are ridiculous dorks at each other IT'S GREAT
IT'S COMICS WALLY GET OUT OF THEM
wait no i forgot THEY KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE DC IS MADE OF ASSHOLES WHO DON'T KNOW AN AMAZING CHARACTER WHEN THEY HAVE ONE
LOOK AT HIM GO
guys i can't with his early comics it's like watching a trainwreck he's such an idiot when he's young
this is Vandal Savage! the guy who killed Wally two comics ago (or shot him and left for dead and he would have been dead if it weren't for an alien owing him a big favor). the guy who has beaten or tricked Wally in just about every other appearance he's had. and Wally doesn't give up because he doesn't believe in giving up UGH GUYS HE IS PERFECT
OKAY SO THEN HE LITERALLY JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE AFTER A WOMAN HE'S TALKED TO FOR FIVE MINUTES ON THE OFF CHANCE HE CAN SAVE HER AND THEN HE DOES SAVE HER THROUGH SHEER INGENUITY AND IMPROBABILITY AND COMICS
BECAUSE WALLY FUCKING WEST GUYS WALLY FUCKING WEST
look the takeaway lesson here is WALLY WEST IS AMAZING
and DC is currently filled with some of the dumbest people in the world seriously why would anyone take this guy and go
NAH WE'LL JUST LEAVE HIM ON THE CUTTING FLOOR
and that is not even going into his supporting cast because LINDA PARK-WEST IS UTTERLY BRILLIANT and Piper was fantastic and I don't even want to think about what they'll do with him now and his KIDS and SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUNCH DAN DIDIO IN THE FACE.
hi guys how are y'all?
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